My Life in Creative Non-Fiction, with an Over Abundance of Material
Monday, February 2, 2009
Cats Rule, Dogs Drool and Sh*t Everywhere
I just picked up 2 1/2 five gallon buckets of dog sh*t from my neighbor's yard. Since the temperature rose above freezing, it was starting to stink. That was frickin' disgusting. And it was a big dog, so these were some mongo sh*ts. Dogs suck. Give me a cat litter box any day over that 12 1/2 gallons of dog sh*t. My neighbor is an oil rigger so he's not home for weeks on end and he smokes, so I think his nose can't smell or something. Maybe he's blind, too. I don't have anything else to write on this subject because I think I'm going to be sick.
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